I frequently get friend requests on Facebook from people I don’t know and with whom I share no connexions.
Today’s request comes from a woman called LaTrine. Did her parents hate her or were they just a bit dim?
Friend: “Aww, she’s so cute. What’s her name?”
Mum: “Well, we were thinking of calling her Serena, but she’s not a very calm baby. She does nothing but pee and poo and then cry because she’s just peed and pooed — all the effin’ time.”
Friend: “Ooh! I know the perfect name for her!”